PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.